Come on Buffy, live life large. You don't want part of my "manwich". After today I expect to be inbetween Jo Jo, the usually unspoken shy one, and Rip Van Winkle who somehow edged his way up. Unless a miracle happens and I score around 35 ps points...."yeah...could happen"...that would make me on top of all of you. Wouldn't that be fun.

Ok...I know I can crash and burn and be #5 before the night's over. A girl has to have her dreams.

Well Joe DiMaggio wore a dress

Only looking at the players around you huh - you might be wise not to overlook those up and comers behind you. I'll have everyone know I have solved PS woes of last week.

Have I mentioned to anyone yet how I got nearly -50 from my PS in the first week ? :p

As long as I'm on top, I'll be somewhat happy. But the night isn't over, so I'll stay mad.

Plaw, I forgot about the Sixers. I hate the Sixers. I hate that little bitchy Iverson. Him and that Eminemen guy.

Now my other 6 guys need to get 50 points, but it's probably going to be like last night and only 2 of them play!! Thanks a lot Phillies.

Did I mention I hate the Phillies?

So distracting! Is that your latest tactic, Buff? Saying something like that so I can't think straight??

First it's Monday, then the Phillies suck, then...

People to kill list
Al Davis
Osama Bin Laden
Michael Moore
The Phillies
Big Daddy Don

Stop I'm blushing

I didn't even know you cared.

So distracting! Is that your latest tactic, Buff? Saying something like that so I can't think straight?? [/b][/quote]I've got pictures.

And Jo-Jo, Eminem plays for the Sixers????

Stop I'm blushing

I didn't even know you cared. [/b][/quote] Something you guys wish to share?

Stop I'm blushing

I didn't even know you cared. [/b][/quote]Oh man, classic!

As the kids say: ROTFLMFAO-BOOYAH!

Wow! I just noticed, we pretty much have most of the gang here right now if the Douche-Man will just look up from his boring numbers for a minute...

What's the record to "broke"?

It wouldn't surprise me.


I never knew how it felt to have a negative PS. How does Plaw do it?? You must have some inspirational quotes hangin around or some great Oprah books, Plaw. Amazing.

or maybe he takes yogo classes with Big Daddy.

I think I only had ONE negative day in the first half...and already two this week . Inspirational quotes are for sissies. plaw probably has the desk calender with the "Quote of the Day".

Some of us just drink the pain away. A bit hard to do when you suck at a 12:35 game.....

Boring numbers? What are you talking about? I am currently looking at the present value of 27 years of cash flows at a 6% discount rate... Wait, you're right... It is boring. No, actually it's cool.

Anyway, Bad Daddy, your comeback has to be one of the best ones in a while.

Ok....Doucheman is here now. How about that game of Strip poker?

"yogo"?? Is that for basement dwellers who cant afford yoga?

Don't be knocking yoga. Yoga and Pilates make my legs what they are today, didn't you see them a few weeks ago on Bad Daddy's shoulders?

And... yoga makes one very, very flexible

Straight from Plaw's Desk-Top Calendar:

July 24, 2003

It's O.K. for your pitching staff to have a negative points today. Just think of it as a release of your negative energy. With the assurance of the rising and setting sun, this game will be here tomorrow. You are a winner. Say it out loud, "I am a winner."

:p

: Can we PLEASE stay on topic?

What does strip poker have to do with baseball?

Oh man, imagination working overtime with one liners - nevermind.

is also a slob judging from the size of that coffee stain on his calender...

It really says "wiener" instead of "winner"......

Stay on topic? I'm lost. Was there ever a topic formed? We seem to be talking about plaw and Bad Daddy's relationship, women on top of each other, Doucheman fiddling with his digits, pilates, poor man's yoga, ie, yogo, Pilates, *bitch*....I think I need that drink now. Hell, with my pom poms and your legs..............

One game is played with a bat and a ball, the other game just has balls.

ba-da-bump

Thank you, thank you. Try the veal, it's the best in the city.

Yogo is like yoga, only you use yo-yo's. Ancient Chinese art. It's kind of interesting to watch.

Doucheman!!!! Someone put something spicy in his Tang this morning I think. Tell me...have you needed to show your balls much in strip poker? Pull up a chair...........

You guys ARE funny!

do you realize that we are most active when we have afternoon games? And if people SUCK at the afternoon games, the traffic here can get VERY heavy.

We are currently only 105 posts from "broking" or at least catching up with that other thread.

If only would talk more about being the 1st half champion, or Bad Daddy reminding us of how he started late or Pork complaining about not going with his gut.

I could tell you in great detail about my weekend....!

Little Known Fact of the Day:

Filipinos invented the yo-yo. It was originally used as a weapon. However, as soon as someone figured out how to walk the dog and the loop-the-loop, enemies engaged in battle stopped all fighting and started yo-yo-ing instead. The yo-yo- Bringer of World Peace.

Has anyone ever figured out what record we're trying to break? How about, "How many people who should be working and spending their employer's money on mindless, chit chat with cool people with similar interests and disdain for their bosses".

By the way, I sucked at yoyo. Maybe that explains alot.

Interesting. I wonder why the Chinese stole it?


Did you know that the boomerang was used for hunting birds? The birds would see the sticks coming, so they dodged them. With the boomerang, you could hit the bird from behind them. Like the yo-yo, now it's only used as a toy.

Yoyo inventors???? Boomerangs chasing birds??? My God..where is Bad Daddy's whining and plaw's "I'm the last season winner" when we need them.

Did you know the ability to be able to curl your tongue is hereditary?

Can you do it? (Don't make me do a poll here, ) If you can, chances are people who are related to you can, and the same applies if you can't.

Of course, I can curl mine

I've never played strip poker actually. I recently played my first game of Texas Holdem with some buddies so I think the next logical step is strip poker. I need more attractive (and female) poker buddies before I move on to that next step though.