No afternoon games today.

Man, it's as if there's a drain around 4th place for me. I can't get too far from it. I go into 2nd- now I'm back in 3rd. I start out around 9th- I jump into 5th.

I hope you're keeping my seat warm, Bethie.

Of course Doucheman. You don't expect me to stay waaaaay down here in 4th do you? I said yesterday you gotta get out of my way. You can move peacefully, or I'll have to do a double jinx. Yesterday's didn't work well enough.

On top. Even if just for a day, even if just by a mere fraction of points....I'll take it. As it should be.

DB, what are you going on about? You are in 3rd, a mere 2 homers away from overtaking the 1st place gal. You've got a balcony and indoor plumbing unlike those toads in the basement. As for Bethie keeping your seat warm? Let's stay on topic and keep anatomy outta this. :p

A double jinx? Wouldn't the second jinx reverse the first jin and therefore, undo all jinx occurrences- like multiplying two negatives equals a positive. Because the second jinx...

Oh never mind...

Reminds me of college... one of the first math proofs I had to do was prove why multiplying two negative numbers equals a positive number.

What about this one: They say music soothes the savage beast (I have found that to be true, knowing my share of both savages and beasts )... so,

Buffy charm negated the Bad Daddy (or Baddy) curse yesterday.... so what can Buffy charm do today when I share a PS not only with Bad Daddy (that curse I can handle) - but FS and *gulp* . Gotta ride the wave with till we hit the beach!

Do multiple orgasms undo all the orgasms before it? Or does it just keep you thirsty for more? Better buy the gallon size gatorade. You're gonna need it.

Move over for you because I'm going to need the gatorade... Gladly!

Buffy, I don't think you have to worry about sharing a PS with . He seems to have a good pitching staff day every other day (as I have learned.)

Don S, you are too nice. A girl usually likes it when a guy puts up a fight. But not so in fantasy bb land. I guees. The guys in the basement could use your influence anyway.

I just have to get my rear out of bed early. I feel like I have wasted half the day already.

Nice move to the top LD- I hope you get to stay there longer then the last couple of occupants.

Have you notice that the group leader seem to have a jinx of its own. They seem to fall and when I say fall I mean big drops. 4-5 spots.

Well, it seems like the Whitesoxs are a big favorite today!

PL gets out of the basement by default.PL and JG were fighting the whole first half for top billing and now they are enjoying each other in the low rent district.

BD- Move over you are taking up more then you half of our spot!

Well, I have to go and find something to eat, as this Bear is feeling HUNGRY after his long sleep.

Guys, keep up the great trash talk- They are the best posts of the board!

Too nice... Too nice... What are you talking about? :p

I hope Pittsburgh does really well, I really do. Kip Wells is a high-quality pitcher and I wish the Cubs kept him. I hope Pittsburgh shuts out those weak-hitting Cards!

Sorry, Don S, you don't scare me. I was just buttering you up so you're defenses would come down. Your jinx did nothing to me yesterday, so I know you have no powers. Go frighten a small, unsuspecting twirp. I'm not naming names, but I'm sure you're find a few.

What you don't know was that I jinxed your entire offense yesterday... Oh man, I just let out my secret... :p

Is that reverse psychology to try to get me to change my offensive? Didn't work. I don't think I did too shabby. Can't have 50+ days all the time. I'm holding my own.

Your holding your own what ? On second thought, I don't think I want to know. :p So let me explain - in this there is no holding your own - you are either in 1st place - or you are not - it is that simple. Of course I would be in first if I didn't have something like -50 from my PS the first week.

So of course in cyperspace - we really don't know each other and are unaware of other's talents. I have a few unique talent's but can't discuss on a public board though. :rolleyes: However one I can is I do some impressions so here you go the first an oldie but goodie;



Hmm enough of the sexual innuendos - can we please get back to busness here?

And my new one - let me know if you can guess who it is



Well I am finally back in first and of course it happens on Friday when we all know I am scarce on the weekends so with my luck my stay will be shortlived and I'll probably be back in the basement come Monday.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week and twice on Sunday.

IS THIS THING OWWAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN? Eveyone is a comedian :rolleyes:

I think that was a HORRIBLE impression of me, Bad Daddy. Although you are right about the weekend and my status as social butterfly DOES tend to interfere with my game (baseball, that is :p ) I never sink so low as the basement. I don't think you captured my charm, my essence...and let's face it, your legs just don't cut it. :p

Make fun all you want. I don't think many people would argue my consistency. I've been on top of most of you more times than not. There isn't anyone here I have not been on top of...

Those were great Bad Daddy! I'm pretty sure about the first one, but am having a little trouble with the second one! Can you help a brother out?? :p

Let me throw a couple out there (Little did you all know that I went to the Bad Daddy school of impressions):

/&%##$ Damn #$$@# Pitching Staff! Go with my first choice, go with my first choice, how easy is that to follow? Honestly. #$#?>#$

#2

I started 10 days late... Did you know that? Really, I did. I started 10 days late. Just wanted to make sure you knew, because I wouldn't want you to be devoid of the knowledge that I started 10 days late. Yea, that's right. Not 9 days, not 11 days, but 10 days. Period.

How'd I do, boss?

Well... Oh never mind! :p

Well the first was EZ - that was Pork Chop. What a wuss, whinning about his PS - suck it up boy and don't be complaining on the boards about getting minus points.

The second one I am clueless on. Sounds like another whinner though - not sure but if I have to guess either FS or BB, since they started late.

OHHHHH, That sounds SOOOO (GULP) interesting.

The second one I am clueless on. Sounds like another whinner though - not sure but if I have to guess either FS or BB, since they started late. [/b][/quote]You've never heard me whine once, nor have I ever had a picture of a crying baby pasted under my posts. As far as holding my own, us single gals do all we can to get a leg up on the competition.

Oh no, you know both Beth and I wouldn't give you folks that kind of excuse. The person you are looking for used that line so much I think he was going to go on tour and use that for his opening line each night!
Bethie can be hard but she doesn't hand out excuses, that is for sure! But watch your knees and nuts!

Hey, watch it FS... You're quoting style makes it look like I'm putting down you and Bethie! You'll get Bethie mad at me and she'll put her curse on me.

But just to make sure, I'm wearing my protective cup.

Until I see you sitting under me where you belong Don S the curse stands, cup or no cup. But, just so noone thinks I forgot:

Royals
Royals

Have to take care of Don S and JJ at the same time. I hope my powers don't let me down.

Wow- then I'm going to be cursed for the whole season then. A long time to be cursed, that's for sure! :p

Just for that Don S I'm gonna leave plaw a memo to tidy the basement up for your return. I see -ps in your future for the next week. But if I'm wrong, enjoy being on top of me while you can. I do plan on changing positions eventually.

You guys are too much!

I like this low-rent room, with kitchen priveledges. No pressure, no curses...

Friday

LD 430 ChiSox
JJ. 426 Royals
DB 415 Royals
BE 407 Pirates
SC 395 Cubbies
FS 364 ChiSox
BD 364 ChiSox
OA 332 BoSox
JG 323 BoSox
PL 296 ChiSox
HH 000 Yankees

A little to the left, no, the other left... Oh never mind. You know, you and Buffy make it too easy sometimes. It's as if you two are purposely setting the guys up so we keep our minds off the game. It sure worked on JG and Plaw (in that order)! :p

Now, let get back to business...

Four Words:

Lotsa talk, Little action. :rolleyes:

Though I like the VERBAL stuff...I'm an ACTION sorta girl.

And Bethie: I'd bet my g-string that the Douche-Man never falls past 5th. Don't know if he will ever see more than a one night layover in the basement - IF THAT. He is a solid 4th place contender.

Though I revel in 's existence closer to his hell-hole home, I miss having him to contend with. Want him as competition, but not necessarily nipping at my heels - gotta get dinner out of him somehow. A girl's got to eat! :p More than that a girl's got to win a bet and GET SOMETHING for a change!