I realized that after I posted and retracted what I wrote before I saw your post - opps. So what are you saying you don't want to 'pal' around with Pork and I?? :rolleyes:

I'd rather pal around with SC. Thanks anyway

Wow Pork, I just got through checking out your roster, I was amazed because it looked suspiciously like MINE.

Seriously though...start using your own brain!

SC's and Boston's luck is bound to run out soon. Either that, or he just LOVES his roster and doesn't want to change it. Don't know if it's too late, but here goes:

Boston

I want to pal around with you guys!!

Of course, I'd make you guys look good. But you both would make me look REEEAAAALL smart!

Hey Joltin Joe - look Pork and I are gonna have the ladies with us - you sure you still want to 'pal' around with SC?
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Ladies? Are you guys already predicting the Dodgers to crash and burn? I love you guys, but I've had my fill of the basement. I'll be the Hunchback in the watch tower if you like. Besides, I don't mind paling around with SC.

Ladies? I have heard them called alot of things before....hooters, breasteses, 's - but ok, whatever floats your boat.

See, even Bethie didn't think you were talking about her!

If anyone should be throwing oranges at the BoSox, it should be me. I am surrounded by a sea of Red Sox.

And DB is sick of being behind me I am STILL hurt by that remark. But I'll get over it , when he is not AS CLOSE behind me as he is now. Maybe leaving him in the dust will make him a nicer person....

Take things seriously, whydon'cha? :p

How about this for compromise... I get into first place but you still squeak out second place!

Works for you, Buff?!

No, that doesn't "work" for me. You're probably the nicest person in here but that doesn't make me want to beat you any less.

Not a team player, remember?

How 'bout you squeeze out a nice 2nd place standing? I would at least win one of the bets I made with the .

After the stories I've heard about the basement, I don't think I want to go in there... Playboys, instruction manuals, leftover feminine products... Doesn't sound too appealing... O.K., the Playboys sound alright, but the rest of it ( )?!

Feminine products? Aren't you the Doucheman? You gotta restock anyway. LDV hasn't been down there I think and the only feminine thing I think I left was the tube of lipstick I used to write, "Eat my shorts" on the window. So there's nothing else there to scare you.

That doesn't work for me either! :p

There's only one way to settle this.

How about a fake side bet Buffy?

It's fake because if we admit to gambling (which is against the ESPN rules), neither of us can win the 20 inch TV!

Didnt your last poker night teach you anything DoucheMan? No fake betting. I have a 61" HD-TV...dont need the Barbie sized 20 incher!

Raining in Boston....Uh Oh. NY too! Glad I dumped that blockead Giambi!!

Doucheman in name only - not in application!

Women and their attention to size??! :rolleyes:

61" TV... Impressive. I only have a 31" TV myself, but I should be upgrading once I move into my new place.

You know when you go donate blood and they ask you all those health questions? For instance:

Have you ever exchanged sex for money?

I almost got thrown out of the place once because I replied "yes".

Then quickly added "I'm married"

DoucheMan, your future wife will have a big TV among other things some day. Learn to live with it and enjoy the ride!

Yankee game cancelled. Freak... I still had Jeter and Giambi.

Yes, doesn't anybody know how to read a weather report? I guess you all take your chances with a 0. I like the odds better of at least getting +1. It never rains in California, remember.

That's SO considerate of you, BD! It's sweet that you're looking out for my team's well-being, that you don't want me battling the BD Curse again I appreciate the gesture!

TUESDAY

SC 269 Boston (18) 49 318
DB 262 Boston (18) 54 316
LD 264 Arizona (12) 49 313 Back home #3
BE 250 L.A. (23) 61 311
JJ. 253 Houston (30) 49 302
FS 222 Oakland (37) 51 273
OA 250 Philly (1) 20 270
JG 239 K.C. (-12) 17 256
BD 230 K.C. (-12) 25 255
PL 191 Philly (1) 20 211

Last place I can deal with. (it's only temporary anyway).

What's gonna make me wind up really hating this game is the speed - or lack of it - with which this stupid website moves.

The fun used to be sitting down at the computer for an hour or so after dinner, picking tomorrow's team, looking at everyone else's results for the day, and then visiting a few porn sites.

Now it takes forever to pick a team, and forget about looking at everone else's results. Takes to friggin' long.

I noticed you didn't say "forget the porn sites". Nice to know you don't let a few idle moments interfer with the important stuff. You're a good man.

Don't know what to tell ya, PL... it's not the ESPN site (this time )...

Really Pork? Because I SWEAR I haven't been able to get on in the past 30 minutes......

Of course if you were to post the results, then I would not have to look myself and I could go to bed (or have more time to look at porn.... )

Results posted. Conclusion: I suck. :rolleyes: