Thank you Douche-Man aka Nostradamus!!

Too funny

You are probably right on with all those. Add:

Times Douche Bigalow distracts himself with talk of pom poms and nice backsides: 50+
Can't call HIM a girl!

BDD - I didn't attempt to CATCH the ball, because I didn't WANT the ball. What the HELL would I do with an old dirty baseball?

Although I could think of ONE thing to do with it at this very moment. Too bad BDD, you are so far away....