Player Most Likely to Fizzle and Burn: Plaw. After his deal with the devil to get JKidd back, I predict a 5th place finish for . Go Nets!
Player Most Likely to Have a Curse Named After Her: Bethie. The first half, the Bethie curse really didn't do any damage, save a few points here and there. Come second half, we will all see the full brunt of this dreaded curse. As Kurtz said, "The horror... The horror..."
How Many Days it will Take Bad Daddy to Complain About Picking the Wrong Pitching Staff: 2
How Many Days it will Take Pork to Complain About Picking the Wrong Pitching Staff: 1
How Many Woody and Wood References We Will Have in the 2nd Half: 342
How Many Times Plaw will complain about the innuendo: 2
Player Most Likely to Invite the Youngsters into the Game: Fatherson
Temperature in Hell Once Fatherson invites Vercetti into the Game: 0 degrees Kelvin
Player Most Likely to Lose His Curse in the 2nd Half: SC. I see SC spending Plaw-esque amount of time in this game for the second half.
. Go Nets!
