Hey Douche Man - I got two players in the Chicago - Floriday game. I am stuck with rook as my pitcher with an ERA the size of my - oh nevermind. I really need this game - can you do me a favor and open a window and shoo some of those clouds away or something, aim a fan out the window or something. I already got squat from Burnitz.

C'mon show a brother some love here, huh.