You are apologizing to PL? Well I am not sorry for this:

BOSOX


I love you guys but if I was vacationing far away, I would be partaking in a different kind of fantasy than baseball. Perhaps even being a topless sunbathing thong clad woman myself. Screw that french speaking keyboard, I would've taken a laptop!

btw - I will be at Coors Field Friday night. Granted, not topless but I'll be the one wearing a white tube top holding up the sign "HOLA! FELLOW GANGSTER BBC'ers!!" It IS possible that *I* may be without internet access for 3 days *gasp*! What a way to end the week huh?

I'll worry about that tomorrow