The Curse of Pork - besides being something that smells really foul - is the term we lovingly refer to when we (saps) choose the same pitching staff as Pork (JG) and plunge into the toilet. It happens frequently, yet we never learn.

However, Pork has managed to gather some very good offensive players today. It is not even dinnertime here yet and he has racked up 73 points. He made a day's worth of points (30+) with just 3 of his sluggers.

Oh, I'm not bitter - he better just not cross my path for a few days...