Ah, Bethie...I'd forgotton that you, too, were an early riser. Usually, the trash talking doesn't start around here until about 10 or 11.
Look at the bright side...30 days, including today, and then you start playing for real
And remember this: It's much harder, and therefore a greater achievement, to select a pitching staff that goes minus 36 than it is to pick one for plus 36.