Pitching staffs for today:

PL Mariners (watch out for Bad Daddy curse)
LD Mariners (if you're going to catch plaw, it must be with hitting)
JG Dodgers (Dodgers on a roll)
UU Dodgers (sharing a brain with Pork)
DB Yanks (surprisingly enough, first time I've used them this season)
HH Yanks (doesn't seem to be playing w/ a number of open positions)
OA Mariners (see Plaw)
SC Twinkies (@ Oakland)
BD Mariners (at least you don't have Pork with you!)