Lazy, Pork? Laaaazzzyyy? Nooooo!!, not on the same day I was lazy. Jinx.

As for the groin? I'll get really close to Pedro then give him a swift kick. Normally I wouldn't resort to bodily harm, but this is PLAWRENCE we are talking about and I am close enough to smell him! :p

EDIT: Second glancing today's lineup - this could prove to be a very interesting night!