Tuesday, unofficial results...

Name - Total - PS - (PS Pts) - Daily Pts

PL 1827 Twins (25) 64
LD 1786 ChiSox (35) 65
UU 1683 Dodgers (12) 33
JG 1652 Yanks (-18) 14
DB 1603 Phillies (9) 30
HH 1598 Yanks (-18) -12
SC 1493 Yanks (-18) 5
OA 1481 Phillies (9) 27
BD 1326 Yanks (-18) 4

Caw....caw.....caw..... (Try tiny cotton balls in each ear to stop the bleeding. Also, avoid this thread for at least a week, or until healing is complete. If bleeding persists, see a doctor)

It was the smart move. JG and BDD were always smarter. :p

Hey JGeoff, I think I enjoyed the time when PL was quickly falling down in standings and he stayed away and QUIET for awhile.

Now we have him in first and his Nets are waiting to play in the Eastern Championship - there is no 'quieting' him down now

I have nothing to say about American Idol, Big Daddy - it was all pretty predictable.

UNLIKE LAST NIGHT'S BASEBALL!!!! :p Who woulda thunk the Moose/Yanks = -18???

You sound wounded Big Daddy - what I can hear of you from way up here. I should be wounded, I have a great day with a great pick in pitching staff all to myself (yeah JG, who's laughing now at the Sox? not me... )a decent showing in offense and PLawrence has one of his most awesome offensive days ever. Must close that 41 point gap - PRONTO.

Still want to caution us "top 3" on Cap issues?

Incidentally, I took one of the most expensive PS's out there today. My twisted logic knows no boundaries....

Hmmmm, just took a peek. It appears the Oreo (and Ole A) is sharing a brain once again in regards to pitching staff.

JG - it is BDD, not me, that is the jinx. You will find that fact out later tonight. :p

CAP THIS

OK at least we got that out of the way - PL first followed by LDV - hopefully the bleeding will end soon now :rolleyes:

Wednesday PS's

PL 1827 Astros
LD 1786 Oakland
UU 1683 Dodgers
JG 1652 Oakland
DB 1603 Oakland
HH 1598 Yankers
SC 1493 Yankers
OA 1481 Oakland
BD 1326 Phillies


All right, BDD - Let's see how you do all by yourself

Ugh! Now you jinxed yourself - and the rest of us with you! Nooooooo!!! :p

Brave pick, BDD, picking against Curt Schilling!

No trash talk here... Mediocre team chug, chug, chuggin along...

Oh yeah, THAT'S mature! :p See what this game has reduced us to???

BDD, honestly...IF you were to have a few 65+ point days and somehow made your way to the top, I couldn't even IMAGINE the crowing that would occur.

I actually try to be polite. Noone wants to be disliked for being on top, right Plawence?

LDV you know so little of me - I was way immature before I started this game

You should have seen my original reply - but I was afraid I would get banned though so I toned it down :p

Well I guess those questions were finally answered tonight. Typical JGeoff curse - PS does well till the last inning and then blows it. So tell me now JGeoff - who are you picking tomorrow so I can stay away from them again.

And LDV - who is the jinx now? Even you and your womanly charms (jock gene included) were not enough overcome the Curse of the Pork . I advice all to let him pick his PS and then just stay clear. No wait - why don't you all go with who he picks - yeah that's it - that's the ticket.

Wed night official results + Thurs PS:

PL (13) 30 1857 BoSox -- How's Pedro's groin?
LD (14) 46 1832 Oakland -- Lazy like me...
UU (32) 42 1725 (No PS) -- Doh!
JG (14) 31 1683 Oakland
HH (03) 35 1633 Yanks -- Musn't be playing
DB (14) 25 1628 ChiSox -- Colon, or semi-Colon?
SC (03) 24 1517 BoSox -- A pitching change!
OA (14) 35 1516 Milwaukee -- vs BDD's Wood
BD (23) 44 1370 Cubs -- flashing the Wood

BDD - Good for you. You don't jinx yourself, you only jinx me! :p LDV put her hex on Oakland when she said they'd rawk tonight! :rolleyes: But I was pretty proud of 14 pts PS after the past few days

Edit: Dammit, SC, now you pick the same PS as PL? How can I hope for Pedro's groin to still be bothering him? (Hmm, easy ).

Lazy, Pork? Laaaazzzyyy? Nooooo!!, not on the same day I was lazy. Jinx.

As for the groin? I'll get really close to Pedro then give him a swift kick. Normally I wouldn't resort to bodily harm, but this is PLAWRENCE we are talking about and I am close enough to smell him! :p

EDIT: Second glancing today's lineup - this could prove to be a very interesting night!

Sorry to hear about that LDV! With all the time plaw takes looking through the weather channel for potential rainouts and through the endless baseball statistics, he must be smellin' kinda rank right now! Only kidding plaw!

I know, I know... You guys can't hear trash talking from someone so low in the standings. :p

But I'm higher than BDD!

I immediately came up with 4 snappy retorts to that line, all of them wittier, but, unfortunately, considerably more risque than the the one I'm going to go with:

Smell this. :p (I know. I'm predictable)

EVERYONE is higher than BDD!!

But watch out, he's got the Wood today.

PL - Being polite? Bring it on! Really, I can take it. Just like I can take YOU!

Everybody's a comedian at my expense - don't make me pull out the 'old I started 10 games late excuse now' In any event I sense good things coming since I have distanced myself from the Curse of Pork .

Besides I hope you are not complaining about being on top when I have wood

:D

Actually we will know how your wood held up by early this afternoon

BDD - What the hell, extra innings? You're up to at least 30 PS points - possibly PLUS the win. Guess you DID shake that Pork Curse. Can you show ME how to shake it once and for all???

I have to admit, your wood is very impressive today .

Not the first time I have heard that said.

Regarding the Curse of the Pork and you trying to shake it. As long as you are ahead of me I cannot reveal my secrets, I need to lay low and try and sneak up from behind. However I do not believe that you would have any problems with shaking it - the curse that is - with the proper guidance

15 points from my 3 offensive players in action today, and the games aren't even over yet. That, plus 30-35 from Pedro tonight, plus the rest of my offense tonight has me heading for an 80 point day.

Buffy, you'll be eating my dust by morning.

Damn! 13 innings and still going strong - this wood has stamina too!

Impressed yes. You deserve kudos if you hook the win. But you don't worry me....your wood could not possibly reach me from back there.

EDIT: 14 innings! And what has Corey Patterson done for me?...he should be in double digits by now! arrrghhh!

PL - I usually try to refrain from trash talking until the end, the sure thing - you know kind of like not smoking DURING sex

As good as Pedro is (I've taken him sans groin pull of course) I have to wonder the balls you have taking him against those heavy Texas hitters. I'd wish you good luck but, you know... :rolleyes:

I don't eat dust. But if you have an 80+ point day like you are bragging, I wont hesitate to add water to it and fling it on you!

Amusing :rolleyes: Well you enjoy your reign near the top while you can. But you are correct, I cannot reach you today from where I am - but someday maybe .. You might find yourself looking over your shoulder and seeing me - and then the smack talk will really begin to heat up.

Wow, top of the 16th...it's the game that will never end!!!

You gonna be pissed BDD if you dont get the 5 points for the win?

I think today, BDD has undoubtedly proven that the curse was with Pork!

17th inning and it doesn't look like either team has someone that can get a hit, much less score a run. A Pitching Staff paradise!

Edit: WHOO HOO! Corey Patterson! Two Run Homer! 6 points right there!

One... Two... Three...

Sorry, I got distracted there watching plaw counting his chickens before they hatch.