Are you hungry this morning? 'Cuz you can always eat your words!

Hey, at least YOU probably remembered to hit your "renegotiate" button, unlike me last week. Details, details, details......

I'm watching you. It is always those quiet ones that come sneaking up behind you....

I get to see your lean mean offensive machine TONIGHT? Be still my heart.

And fine, trash talk the token female. I'm still ahead of you big talkers. You'll be seeing it fly by and kissing it fo'sho! My twisted logic will RULE!

And that whole oreo thing Bigelow? Interesting.

And another thing....

My players most always go up in value - I'm just extremely fickle about keeping them.

I'm a woman. That's my prerogative.

(Ouch, I bet Marge Schott said that a time or two! )

Hmm, I guess I gotta wait another day or two to make my big move... *sigh*

It appears that the message of my new team being a lean mean offensive machine - was lost on them. Here I was thinking I have the sure thing - but only to find out I had overlooked one critical factor. And that is the fact that my team mirrored that of the Pork Chop When I looked at the games late last night to see how everyone was doing - when I saw Porky's team I thought I was looking at my own . Now I know the reason for the poor showing

Hey Pork, you plan on making changes soon .....

Well, my team performed decently last night. Too bad I have to average that with my big fat zero from Monday.

Hot Rod and Pork Chop. Sounds like a 70's sitcom....

Well glad someone ELSE is sharing a brain with the Pork.

Did you see the point spread of the Oreo? Tight, tight, tight. If someone has a good day today, things can change dramatically.

Of course the Douche-man and I shared a brain and went with Zito. Too funny that we also went with 2 good Yankees sluggers EACH - but not the same ones and share Corey Patterson. It might come down to who has the better night - his Gonzo or my Bagwell.

I gotta get this guy off my back for good!

And BDD - Guess I missed the lean, mean offensive machine last night. . Big talker.

Good call LDV on the A's. Zito should be able to get a shutout against the Tigers and their inept offense.

Oakland Piching Staff ....... $ 6.5 million
Detroit Pitching Staff ...... $ 4.1 million

Detroit posting 30 pts
tonight, vs Oakland's 6? .... PRICELESS!!

Zito lost to the freakin Tigers- how about that

...thank god for soriano

My God Pork Chop! The game has been over, what - 30 seconds?? Salivating all night, were ya?

Unbelievable! And a little voice told me today.....well Buff, ya know Detroit has to win another game-someday! Oy vey.

Thank God for Mondesi - you know me, gotta have them Dodgers (ex- or other wise in there).

I think I dropped from my comfy pedestal big time, I am too distraught to do the formal math in my mind, but I know....

Ewwwwww, I'm not crazy about the view from this angle, either.

Watch it boys, I'm coming back.

Oakland Piching Staff ....... $ 6.5 million
Detroit Pitching Staff ...... $ 4.1 million

Detroit posting 30 pts
tonight, vs Oakland's 6? .... PRICELESS!!

[/b][/quote]Cold blooded JG, cold blooded!

In any case, because of a monstrous night by my offense, I was still able to get some decent points and overtake LDV.

No more challenges or warnings to SC. I'm keeping my mouth shut. Last time I was in this position, I issued a warning shot to SC, telling him he was next, and I get zero points that day. Nope, keeping this mouth quiet.

What is up with this ?? Refraining from trash talk? Listen up sissy-boy - don't be holding back on any smack talk now, you go out and throw the gautlet down on SC. Tell him how you are on his tale and by the weekend he'll be parked behind the Douche - and the view ain't gonna be pretty. :p

You are only 9 points behind and you are hesistating to smack talk. Hell, once I get to within 250 points of Pork Chop, I am really gonna start talking some smack to him

Damn - my life appears to revolve around American Idol and Fantasy Baseball. Maybe I should throw my two cents in on the Melting Pot thread and discuss how much I love lesbians - well at least the good looking ones

Overtake? OVERTAKE? 11 points is hardly an overtaking.

In that case I overtook the Pork Chop by just 4 points, but that still makes the difference between 5th and 6th place, doesnt it JG??

I can see the three of us are still stuck in this hopeless Oreo nightmare with only 15 points total seperating us....

Let me bring out the good old thesaurus...

Surpassed, jumped over, left behind, leapt, conquered, exceeded, bettered, bested, topped... I could go on forever.

I'll take them were I can get them LDV!

In any case, thinking positively helps me from trying to figure out how on earth Zito can lose to the Tigers.

It's all about karma BDD. Last time, I think I shifted the space-time continuum by throwing down the gauntlet. Just a change of pace, brother!

Anyone who trash talks me and sneaks up on my rear is gonna get the evil eye and the Manny Ramirez curse.

My so called hitters combined for a total of 10 points yesterday. If it wasn't for Roger Clemens pulling my fat out of the fire (26 points) I'd be behind Mr. Vinegar and Water right now

ARGH - WTF!? I had 70 pts (and 5th place by 3 pts) when I went to bed. Those 2 runs Clemens gave up were deamed unearned last night (I watched the game), and now they're earned? Was the decision officially changed at 3am or what? Man... if only that KC/Min game wasn't rained out, I'd've had two more batters. Vafanculo!

You get 63 points last night and you got the nerve to bitch??? That does it!! I put the Manny Ramirez curse on your DH, Kevin Millar!!!

Go for it, SC - I traded Millar last night!

:p

(P.S. You would've had those extra 7 pts, too)

Hmmmmm, Carl Everett. A former Red Sock. Well, the curse stays with the position then!

I really coulda used those 7 extra points. I got f*ckin anemic hitters

And I see you're stickin' with them.

Millar hasn't given a point in 3 days, so I had to get his ass outta there. But watch, today he'll hit a 2 homers!

I figure they're overdue, they'll snap outta it.

Millar WAS doing great (with the hitting streak). Hmmmm, if you picked him 3 games ago, and his streak ended about then.............. :p

That's how it usually works for me!

And when I woke up I had 5th place by 4...funny how that happens huh?

Too close for my blood. I will shake you off soon, for good.

(*The above is a testimony from a graduate of the BDD School of Lean Mean Trash Talking. Motto: Make them THINK you can beat them then shin kick them when they're not looking.)

LDV I don't remember you as part of the graduating class - I can only imagine the 'problems' you would give the teacher. But at least you tried - not like that sissy-boy Douche

Hey JGeoff - I agree with SC stop the crying. All this respect I have for you and here is how I imagine you now

Wait, am I hearing something? I could have sworn I heard something. Nah, it's a physical impossibility to hear someone screaming "sissy-boy" all the way from last place!