Well, you came damn close. Ruined my whole friggin' day. Get a great performance from a cheap PS, and watch it all come apart in the 9th. Yeah, I know; That's why it's a cheap PS. Trevor Hoffman's out, so they have Joe Asshole closing.

(edit): No, wait. I looked at the box score. The closer is - are you ready? - Jesse 45 year old Orosco. JESSE FRIGGIN' 45 YEAR OLD OROSCO!