Toms River, NJ -- After a miserable last-place finish in Week 2, the Pork has pumped his way into 4th place for Week 3.
"It didn't help to earn -5 points over 2 games," owner jgeoff said with disgust, "but this week we've been averaging almost 40 pts per game." Satriale's only averaged 22.8 pts per game during last week's skid.
"I'm hoping Pedro, pitching today, will put up the numbers that he's capable of."
Pedro Martinez gave up 10 earned runs in 4.1 innings in his last outting. "That wasn't the Pedro who won 20 games last year."
"In the end, LDV will feel the Pork pass from behind her!"
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I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin
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