Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey DB, I gotta tell you about I dream I had last night that featured you as the guest star

But I have a vivid recollection of what you looked like: Short, thin, swarthy, dark skin (tan?), slick-backed black hair, a small gap between your two front teeth and an ass I could bounce quarters off of and get change.

I wonder what Freud would say about that one...