24 days to go, huh... That means I need to average 7.5 points more than you, plaw, everyday from this point on to catch you. Considering that we have two maybe three Exlax days per week, I'd have to significantly do better in the remaining days.

(Insert Plaw's "Difficult, Not Impossible" signature line here!)

I can't WAIT until pitchers and catchers report. Hopefully, Maddux will be one of the pitchers reporting for the Cubs!