You still believe in Santa, FS? I'll have my daughter have a talk with you. When she was 10 she told her cousin who was in Kindergarten that Santa was dead. She in turn told her whole class. To make a long story short this girl's mamma had to make a trip to the principal's office to explain the 30 some 6 year olds who were crying their eyes out.

If there is a Santa and he's watching me he better close his eyes. Don't want him getting Mrs. Santa all excited.