You never asked.

Football? I'm ready for anything.

I guess I need to start asking more questions then.

Ready for anything are ya? Are the choices limited to contact sports?

You can ask me anything. Privately, of course.

Baseball = Very little contact
Basketball = Some contact
Football = Heavy contact
Hockey = Not a sport (according to DB, anyway)

Take your pick...

Tack your pick....

You lost me at tack your pick... Is it a guy thing?

Hockey not a sport? What about tonsil hockey? You're always guaranteed to score.

Typo.

Tonsil hockey? I don't believe I'm familiar with that particular game. Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain the rules.

Which word was the typo. Plus, I'm shocked!!! The king of proof reading made a mistake. Pray tell, what were you trying to convey to me? Sack your Vick? That makes no sense to me.

Tonsil hockey has been around for centuries. I'm not sure why you've never heard of it. Hmmmm.....maybe that needs to be a question you ask me in private.

I know it's early in the season, but Vince Carter is on my do-not-play list already.

(Until I play him again, that is! )

My "do not play list" is so long I may not be able to play next week. They're would be no one left. Or is that noone Geoff? :p I think I'll just pick a guy who hasn't scored more then 10 points. Every time I pick a guy who's doing good he gets me maybe 5 points. But then, I know as much about basketball as nuclear physics, so what do I care.

Ummm... Crab Cake... You mind telling me who you're going to pick when you employ this strategy. :p

Look at the 1st place guy asking the simple, dumb chick for tips.

And BTW, those not on the fantasy basketball league have no idea why you laughed at my "noone" comment. They probably just think you're a dufus. :p

That would be fantasy FOOTBALL, doofus! :p

You know what though, Crab Cake... I am a doofus!

Monday

DB 1887 107.1 089 (-18.1) 1976 109.1
PL 1877 105.2 096 (-09.2) 1973 103.9
BT 1774 090.6 090 (-00.6) 1864 105.3
JG 1709 104.1 127 (+22.9) 1836 109.9
SP 1705 100.4 102 (+01.6) 1807 Didn't pick a team for today
CC 1692 101.1 089 (-12.1) 1781 106.9
OA 1690 107.1 089 (-18.1) 1779 111.2
TM 1634 107.1 089 (-18.1) 1723 107.4

How freaky. 4 people scored 89 yesterday. Did we all have the same team or something? You know it's really strange when Geoff gets the highest score. :p

DB, OA, and TM did have exactly the same team; players, anyway. I didn't notice their coaches.

Only in this game can I finish second in the week in points and still feel terrible about it.

Congrats on winning week 3, plaw!

Oh by the way plaw, you should jump on over to fantasy football... Something strange happened.

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(Reprinted from the Fantasy Football BB):

Where's that little bastid JG with his friggn' Stat Tracker?

How dare him declare me the winner if I wasn't.

Take your "stat tracker", JG, and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Bastid.

This was so nice, PL had to say it twice.

As long as I still won what do I care.

See ShitTracker™ post on other board. :p

So look who has Mr. 3-15 shooting and 4 fantasy points in 31 minutes tonight:

ME

Bastid.

I'll be switching to football soon. Let's go San Fran....

Tuesday

DB 1976 109.1 121 (+11.9) 2097 128.2
PL 1973 103.9 108 (+04.1) 2081 126.8
BT 1864 105.3 116 (+10.7) 1980 100.1
JG 1836 109.9 121 (+11.1) 1957 129.2
CC 1781 106.9 138 (+31.1) 1919 110.3
OA 1779 111.2 106 (-05.2) 1885 128.0
SP 1807 020.2 021 (+00.8) 1828 107.6
TM 1723 107.4 097 (-10.4) 1820 110.7

If 15 points (the difference last nite between my Kurt Thomas and everyone else's Zach Randolph) winds up making a difference at the end of this thing, I'm gonna be looking around for a tall building,

I just plain forgot Randolph last night

Stupid and dumb. Mental error. Worse than taking Iverson. The bastid.

138 points for me. Now that's more like. Do I get any kind of booby prize for being the nightly winner?

I don't even remember who I had last night. And the site's busy now so I can't look to see who did what.

As the only "chick" in the game, you own the prize boobys, I mean the booby prize.

I own the booby prize??? That's super! But I'm a generous person. I don't mind sharing it from time to time.

I finally got in the site and was glad to remember I played Randolph. What, I have a good night and this board goes silent? I see how it is. This is a man's only world. Why did you lure me back in here PL? Just to tease me and leave me high and dry? That's not very gentlemanly of you.

hi Beth! just came here to see you. take care my friend!

GoodFella

Oggie, buddy! Come back. Good to see ya. I'm being ignored here..hahaha. Why don't ya pull up a chair and stay awhile!

sure Beth i'm willing to stay here for awhile but i'm sure you know what it is here at the other side of the Globe. gotta go my friend. gudnyt! MWAH!

GoodFella

Oh that dreaded time difference. hahaha. Good night to ya! Come back when you can stay for tea.