October 29, 2003

Dear ESPN,

I am the commissioner of a Fantasy Basketball
League in your "Virtual General Manager" game.

Myself and eight friends formed the league because
we had so much fun playing "Baseball Challenge".

Unfortunately, we cannot say the same about this game.
Unless you fix the fucking thing PDQ, I'm afraid that we will
all lose interest and stop playing.

You better get it working so we can do the following:
1- See the box score "in progress" as the game is
going on, just as we could in baseball
2- See our opponents roster for that day by 5:00 AM,
just as we could in baseball
3- See our scores and our opponents scores from
the night before, just as we could in baseball.
4- Have updated league standings every morning,
just as we did in baseball.

So far this game sucks a big dick, and none of us
are having any fun. In reading the general message
board, I notice a lot of other players feel the
way we do.

I suggest you get of your fat asses and find a
good computer guy that can fix these problems be-
fore we all pack up our toys and go the fuck home.

Respectfully,
P. Lawrence

There, guys. That should do it.


"Difficult....not impossible"