I'm not falling for your reverse jinx threats Doucheman. But I can think of a few lists I'd like to put Kobe on. It's right up there with the list O.J. is making of the "real killers" he's looking for.

My theory is poor Kobe will be too worried looking in the crowd making sure his trophy wife is sitting pretty, planted in the first row, showing her "I love Kobe" t-shirt for the press. He'll just use the fued with Shaq as his excuse when he's not "performing".