With all the recent controversy surrounding the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas I found myself wanting to play the game again, as I never beat it. (that is an understatement I never got anywhere in it) Well so I went through the trouble of tracking my copy down, I had lent it out, and when I finally got some free time I put it in my PS2. Disk read error. I tried again and again with only the same result, disk read motherfucking error. So Justabitch and me took it apart and manually cleaned the lens and dust that had collected in it and I tried again. It worked…for a time, it acts like it can’t get the information off the disk fast enough, it is fine in the beginning but after only a few min. it starts to lose textures and eventually crashes. It won’t even work long enough for me to complete a mission. So my PS2 is broken, I could send it in but that would cost like 80 bucks and I really only want to play this one game on it, I mean yes I have several others but I haven’t touched the PS2 since GTA:SA came out – I’m an Xbox person now I suppose. Anyway since I am unwilling to pay to get it fixed, and it is broken for all extensive purposes I have decided to destroy it. Granted this is probably some pent up frustration on my part as well, this is my third PS2 since they came out. The store replaced the first one because I had an insurance policy; Sony replaced all of the inner workings of that one because it failed in a astonishing 86 days and now this.
I have decided to let you all in on my quest for justice and let you help me select the method of execution for the PS2.Being that I am such an outstanding American I have decided to do this the democratic way. Only unlike American elections your votes (the people) will actually count. I will leave this poll open to I feel that I have gotten enough votes and then I will execute the PS2 in the fashion that you have selected. I have a friend with a video camera so I will try to tape it and host the file somewhere on the net and give you guys a link to it so that you may see the fruits of your democratic muscle.
As indicated you might want to clarify what you voted for by also posting in this thread. So if you chose bludgeoning then you might say what kind of interment you have in mind, I myself am thinking sledgehammer, though I guess I could see myself going Office Space style on it with a bat.
I also left one so you cold make your own suggestions and if you choose that then you must post down here so I know your suggestion. If you agree with someone else’s suggestion just chose “write in your own suggestion” and post down here that you agree with so and so.
I guess that is it, happy voting.
