Okay, yesterday, because I have no clue how to play, and I absolutely hate tapping the damn X button, I decided to "learn the basics", but ah, the f-ing players are invisible.

It would take me weeks before I got it down to so I can play with ease on a difficult level. And I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to wait. Maybe I'll read that Truman book now.

Diff strokes for diff folks...

BTW, even if Jesus wanted to play for the Chiefs, Carl Peterson would screw up negotiations and he'd end up playing RB for the Raiders.