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New Year's Resolutions #2178
12/25/02 10:42 AM
12/25/02 10:42 AM
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The Slippery Slope
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If the characters in the trilogy had stuck to these, some things might have turned out differently...

Each of these characters resolves to

Luca Brasi: Stay out of bars after closing time
Frank Pentangelli: Stay out of bars before they open
Johnny Ola: Stay off those drafty hotel room balconies
Appolonia: Not drive the car until obtaining a license
Paulie Gatto: Not let anyone block the rear-view mirror
Fredo Corleone: Try three at a time
Kay Corleone: Make no more visits to the abortion clinic
Carlo Rizzi: Not fight with Connie anymore
Peter Clemenza: Lay off the cannolis
Captain McCluskey: Lay off the Italian food
Senator Geary: Stay out of the brothels
Buscetta: Learn English
Phillip Tattaglia: Not fraternize with the help
Moe Greene: Not get so many massages
Cuneo: Get more exercise by using the stairs
Stracchi: Stay out of revolving doors
Connie Corleone: Try some new cannoli recipies
B.J. Harrison: Spend less time in the sun
Grace Hamilton: Not go home with a man the first night


"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2179
12/25/02 02:16 PM
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For all the characters: STAY AWAY FROM ORANGES!


"After all, we're not communists"
- Barzini
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2180
12/25/02 03:20 PM
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Sonny Corleone: Never tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking again.

Hyman Roth: Make sure to request your absentee ballot earlier.

Jack Woltz: Learn laundry tips on how to remove bloodstains from sheets.

El Presidente Batista: Start looking for a new job.

Feliz Ano Nuevo!


"All we have left is our friendship."
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2181
12/25/02 11:24 PM
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Quote
Originally posted by Alberto_Neri:
For all the characters: STAY AWAY FROM ORANGES!
i'm even scared or fruit stands now, i was in roma last week and they had frutivendolos everywhere, so much beautiful oranges, bananas and apples. i kept making references to the movie when i'd stop at a stand and no one got the joke. bastards.

Re: New Year's Resolutions #2182
12/26/02 12:01 AM
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Quote
Originally posted by plawrence:
If the characters in the trilogy had stuck to these, some things might have turned out differently...

lol lol lol Plawrence you crack me up with these threads...and before Buscetta learns a language he'd better learn some sign language.


Foolish consistencies are the hobgoblins of little minds.
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2183
12/27/02 12:45 AM
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PLawrence, you are a specialist in jokes and bluffs grin
I always get hit at school because of my terrible jokes, invented by me mad


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Re: New Year's Resolutions #2184
12/28/02 08:31 PM
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lol lol lol

What about
Rocco: never volunteer for suicide missions, because someone will take you up on it.

Mary: if you have gotten a life and stop chasing your cousin, you would have been alive today.
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Send the car for me too, mama
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2185
12/29/02 07:27 AM
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Quote
Originally posted by deathkiss:
I slaved in the kitchen all day! The only thing I get is a f****g pear???
Better a pear than an orange eh? Deathkiss your sig line cracks me up! [Linked Image]

Re: New Year's Resolutions #2186
12/30/02 12:25 AM
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California
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Fabrizio - Use a bike

Fredo - Get a new hobby

Don Tommasino - Stop offering rides to strangers


Every kiss begins with Kay!

Senators and Presidents don't have men killed.
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2187
12/30/02 08:57 AM
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Quote
Originally posted by Special Kay:
Don Tommasino - Stop offering rides to strangers
Good one. And welcome.


"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2188
12/30/02 09:53 AM
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Fredo: Spend some time at a shooting range.
Merle: Get a job
Tattaglia: a new hair do with less oil.
Clemenza: try the Atkins diet.


Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2189
12/29/03 08:51 AM
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Sonny: Get an EZ Pass


"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2190
12/29/03 09:40 AM
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FFC: Never make more than one sequel


Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2191
12/29/03 11:29 AM
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funny how no-one thinks Michael or Vito ever did anything wrong!


Plawrence, this is the most original topic in weeks, if not in months!!

if not for the newyears resotions, then for you welcoming Special Kay to the board (signed up December 2002, at last years resolutions thread cool )

Re: New Year's Resolutions #2192
12/29/03 01:00 PM
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Barzini - Don't park in no-parking zones.


louPete
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2193
12/29/03 01:23 PM
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micheal- get an understanding wife


"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" -Micheal Corleone

"Suck it up, take the fall, do the time. That makes you what you are, that makes you who you are." -John Gotti

"you heard of the new chinese godfather? He made em an offer they couldnt understand" -Corrado Soprano

"Ahhh, im gonna go wash up" -Paulie Gultiari
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2194
12/29/03 02:06 PM
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Desolation Row
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Strachi-Get some exercise, use the stairs.
Vito-Check both ways before crossing the street.


If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.
Re: New Year's Resolutions #2195
12/29/03 04:41 PM
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Quote
Originally posted by Don Pope:
micheal- get an understanding wife
Kay - get a trustworthy husband whose son's you'll be proud to bring into the world.

wink

AppleOnYa


A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.

- THOMAS JEFFERSON

Re: New Year's Resolutions #2196
12/29/03 04:54 PM
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Khartoum - to bet with his head, not over it.


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