Don Vito: A free liposuction
Tattaglia: A stronger deadbolt on his door when he's with a girl.
Barzini: A slinky
Fredo: Caller ID
Sonny: those squeezeable stress dolls
Kay: masking tape to keep her mouth shut
Carlo: neck brace
Clemenza: Lifetime supply of slimfast
Take Care
George
Don Crazyman
"Tonight, The Crazyman family settles its accounts. Monkey and Strawboy, those lil amatuer artist f*cks. they've been screwing with us since the beginning. F*ck'em.
Izabela, my ex-g/f, Tracey will pay her a visit, at her home.
Ruben, take a train to Holman, light a candle for professor Nyman."
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