"First, you add a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you put in your tomatoes, your tomato paste, get it to a boil, make sure it doesn't stick. Then you throw in your sausage and your meatballs. Add a little bit of wine. And a little bit of sugar. And thats my trick!" I'm pretty sure that's it. Correct me if I'm wrong.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
