Okay, I've been watching the episodes with fast forward on, and later consulted a site to find (most of) the names of the minor characters....

Chris (Body/Carcass count 9):
Emil "Email" Kolar
Mikey Palmice
Sean Gismonte
Dino Zerilli
Lieutenant Barry Haydu
Cosette
Deer in Pine Barrens
Universal
Credenzo (?)

Mick

Almost, CAPO, almost!

Not counting the animals he's killed, Christopher Moltisanti has six kills to his credit.

Here are the victims:
Emile Kolar (the first-ever victim on the show, Chris does the honors, putting a draft in Emile's dome with four bullets)

Mikey Palmice (Chris shares credit for this kill with Paulie; Chris and Paulie thoroughly ventilated Mikey with about a dozen or so slugs)

Sean Gismonte (during Sean and Matthew Bevilaqua's unwise drive-by assassination attempt on him, Chris gets a couple shots off after getting wounded; one shot blows Sean's brains out)

Carlo Renzi (when Jackie Aprile Jr, Dino Zerilli, and Carlo Renzi hold up Eugene Pontecorvo's card game and it turns into a shooting gallery, Carlo dies when Chris puts a bullet between his eyes)

Dino Zerilli (after the card game hold-up goes awry, Jackie Jr car-jacks someone and leaves his friend Dino to his fate: getting executed by Chris and Albert Barese, several bullets at point-blank range in the face)

Lt. Barry Haydu (Tony gives orders to Chris to snuff out the newly retired cop who apparently killed Chris' dad, Dickie Moltisanti. Chris invades the cop's home, waits for him, then executes him with several shots to the head)

With these six kills, Christopher Moltisanti is officially the most murderous member of "The Sopranos"!

"Universal
Credenzo (?)"

If you are referring to the two black guys Chris had hired to assassinate Carmine Lupertazzi, they were not DIRECTLY killed by Chris.
Chris certainly orchestrated it, but the triggermen were Benny Fazio and Little Paulie Germani.

Yes, I didn't know their names, and you're right about the actual triggermen.

Anyway, is it my question? Okay.....

So far, how many people has Tony screwed or has been suggested to have done so?

Mick

Oh, and name them (all).

Mick

Oy vey. Good question, CAPO. So, you're getting me back for my last couple questions, huh?
Give me a few days on that one!

OK, here's what I came up with.
From what we've seen on the show, Tony Soprano has had sex with, or it's been implied he's had sex with in the past, the following ladies:

Carmela Soprano
Irina Peltsin
Charmaine Bucco
Gloria Trillo
girl at the Deerpark Casino
an Icelandic Air stewardess
Valentina La Paz
Svetlana Kirilenko
a pre-school teacher
a weightlifter
And he got a BJ from some stripper at the Bing!

And Tony also had sex with Dr. Jennifer Melfi in his dreams!

Did I get everyone?

If you counted dreams too, you missed out Annalisa, the Italian lady-boss.

Anyway, yes, I (think) you got all of them right.

Your turn.

Mick

That's right, he dreamt of Annalisa too! I think that's all of 'em. Tony's a busy guy!

OK, next question. Hmm, let me think of a good one...

Q: If Valery the Russian died in Pine Barrens (hypothetically speaking), he wouldn't be the first "Sopranos" victim to have his final resting place there.
What other "Sopranos" victim is in Pine Barrens?

Here's my question again, only this time I'll provide a little hint.
HINT: this is someone Christopher Moltisanti killed.

Q: If Valery the Russian did in fact die in the Pine Barrens (hypothetically speaking), he wouldn't be the first "Sopranos" victim to have his final resting place in that remote area.
What other "Sopranos" victim is in the Pine Barrens?

Ok, i assume that it was 'Lt. Barry Haydu' in season 4 but i'm not 100% sure so i'm not gonna post another question.
BTW - Tony also had sex with the broad from 'Barone Sanitation' in S2,'House Arrest'.

Hows it going people?? its good to have internet access again!!!!!!!!!

...but technicly he'd be the second person to visit Pine Barrens.

Welcome back Don Luciano! Nice to see you posting again mate!

It isn't Lt. Haydu. I'm sure it's somebody from season one or two, and they're only mentioned of being buried there, but I can't be arsed to watch them.

Mick

Oh, does the deer that Chris shot count? :p

Mick

Yes, on the "Women Tony Has Nailed" list, I missed the secretary from Barone Sanitation. Good catch!

As for the Pine Barrens question, CAPO is on the right track. This person is someone Chris killed, and they TALK about burying him in the Pine Barrens, but we don't actually see it.

It's not Lt. Barry Haydu. Who is it?

After he and Georgie dig out Emil Kolar, Chris makes a remark about burying his body in the Pine Barrens.

Well done! That is correct.

Q: Who was the first person whacked in Season One, and by whom?

a. Mikey Palmice
b. Emil Kolar
c. Chucky Signore
d. Brendan Filone

Emil "Email" Kolar by Christopher Moltisanti.

Q: Who is "talking too much" in Season Four, according to Tony Soprano (although he doesn't know who the culprit is)?

Mick

That answer is correct, CAPO.

As for the answer to yours, how 'bout you give some multiple choice answers?
That quote from Tony isn't ringing a bell at all.

Multiple choice? What's that!? That went out the window a LONG time ago!

I'll expand.... the person who is talking too much, is also "Costing me [Tony] money!" And he tells Silvio this at Bobby's wife's funeral.

Mick

Paulie? Isn't it Paulie?

I may be wrong, but I think Tony's comment to Silvio was, "Somebody's talking too much, and it's costing me money!"

Paulie is the right answer. Chris, that quote was spot on, but it's the culprit I wanted.

Mick

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood the original question. I knew it was really Paulie who was "talking out of school". I thought you wanted to know who Tony was saying he thought was "writing the Family gossip column".

The next trivia question is from the one who answered it correctly! Or CAPO, again.

Okay, next question:
Q: Who, according to Paulie when he complains to Johhny Sack, is "Christ-killer"?

Mick

A: Assemblyman Ronald Zellman

Correct-amundo. But you only get half a mark as it was an easy question!

Mick

Q: Who didn't give Albert Barese a birthday present?