I thought the best scene (among many, many) was when Furio and Tony confronted Uncle J's doctor on the golf course and intimidated him into returning Uncle J's calls. Furio smacks him on the head and says, "Dere is a bee on yur kep!" Also says golf is "a stupid facking game." Great stuff! In another episode, Carm tells Tony to make sure he doesn't impregnate or get venerial disease from his goumad, Tony gets indignant: "I had her tested for AIDS!" he shouts, "what kinda guy do you think I am???" (My sister characterized that as "twisted male logic.")


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.