They could resurrect Marlon Brando, and have him play a cameo role in this film, and it would still be terrible if Ben Affleck had anything to do with the film.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis