how bout this?
after the tragic death of his siter at his opera debut, Anthony refused to ever sing in thights again. his big cousin Vincent, the Don who's now a coke-addict after dealing it so much, wants Anthony to lead his new orange factory, which he wants to use to 'send messages' to his enemies (he sent one to John Gotti last summer).
Mario Tommassino sends the Sicilian oranges (do they exist?) to New York on a ship called Cinatit, where they are taken in by Ezequiel Roth. Fredo Dunn and Frank Fontane are in charge of the transport operations. Anthony is the lead member of the board.
He fucks up by sending the Corleone oranges to his mother Kay in New Hampshire, his aunt Connie, president Bush, all of his living cousins and to Al Neri, who is the only one to survive all of this, not even getting a scratch. Al Neri goes on to write an autobiography later to be filmed by M.Night Shyamalan: "Unbreakable"
Old Johnny Fontane is the star in the broadway musical "Cavalleria Rusticana 2002".
Michael starts an olive-oil business. For real, this time!
Vincent is mad at Anthony for killing all the Family members. He orders lil' Tony to eat some oranges himself, after which the singer asks to Neri "Al, can you get me off the hook?"
Al Neri agrees, and he and Anthony start a love affair. They flee back to Sicily on the shup Cinatit, which sailes into a big icerock just after Al "Unbreakable" Neri said: "I'm the Don of the world"
Anthony drownes, and leaves Al Neri a big diamond and a little note. Neri throws away the diamond (off course) and reads: "find Michael Jr"
Michael Jr, the illegal little brother of Anthony and Mary, is found by Neri. He is the only male heir to Michael Corleone left. His mother is Lucy Mancini, who was artifically impregnated with Michael's sperm by Dr. Jules Segal, who found out to be incompetent after a "night on the town" with Nino Valenti. Jules and Lucy raised Michael Junior. Dr.Segal also impregnated Theresa Hagen with Johnny Fontane's seemen, hence Frank Fontane.
Michael Junior is ready for revenge.
He takes out Don Vincent when riding on a donkey dressed as a cop. He kills of Andrew Hagen while in the Vatican and takes the pope with him. when looking for any left Cosa Nostra Don's, he runs into Osama Bin Laden dressed up as an American. He has him beheaded by the propellor of an airplane. Michael Juniors kills everyone he sees, only to be reunited in the end with... Mary Corleone (here comes the reincarnation!), who was been artificially kept alive by the modern top-of-the-bill Sicilian hospital. she was kept alive by some genuine Sicilian policemen in order to get some answers about her father's crime syndicat. when woke up, she was put into witness protection programm, where life was hard and she was forced to go into prostitution (she got a fair deal for being the granddaughter of some big shot pimp). she gave birth to two sons: little Sammy Jr and little Henry Jr, when finally meeting Michael Junior, who kills Michael Jackson too.
Al Neri comes back from Sicily to claim the position of the Corleone's last don, for which we also sold movierights. he hired BJ Harrison, the brilliant lawyer, as his consiglieri. BJ is known for several big cases; he sued (?spelling?) the Pacific Ocean for being too salty!
BJ finds out Michael's existence is illegal. also Mary's, for being declared dead once she cannot be alive now. BJ has them both imprisoned for 34 years.
Al Neri is now the Don, the capo de tuti capi. he renames the Corleone Family into the Neri-Family. he takes into his house some German/Irish orphins and makes himself their guardian.
Next movie: "The Guardian: part II"
whoaw this story got way longer than I intended. sorry to bother all of you with this, like Don Mikey said: no life...
