My favorite was from the realtor who "employed" Joe Columbo in his "legitimate" job as a real estate salesman. Asked by a NYTimes reporter how Columbo could afford a lavish country estate on his real estate commissions, his "employer" said: "Mr. Columbo has the most sincere group of customers. No one ever tries to cheat him out of a commission."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.