I wouldn't want to join the mafia. I love mafia movies, and all things mafia. It's even fun to act like a mobster, but being in the mob? I have a nice life so far, why fuck it up? Most people who join the mob do so because they have nothing to live for, or are too gullible and influential. Henry Hill once said that if any of these mafia-wannabes had to live a day in his life, they would automatically reconsider their future career. (or something to that extent.)