Seriously, man, what have we ever said to make you think we were claiming to be in the mob or have mob connections? And you have to use a little common sence here. Do you know how stupid it would be to (seriously) "recruit" some guy for your "mafia" over the internet? Do you really think that real life mafiosi have nothing better to do then sit around on an internet message board and talk to other mafiosi and recruit kids? Listen to yourself!
If you are into mob movies, on the other hand, then feel free to join in on the discussions.