MMMmmmmmMMmm... organized crime.

Basically, I present to you,
The Classic Mob Moments of The Simpsons !

I will start you off:
When Bart works as a cocktail waiter in Fat Tony's 'Legitimate Businessmens club':

'Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving
family?
Bart: No.
Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal
a truckload of bread to feed them?
Bart: Uh uh.
Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
Bart: I guess that's okay.
Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price
that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
Bart: Hell, no!'

My favorite Fat Tony moment is the classic line "whats a murder???" or "i don't get mad, i get stabby".
I love Fat Tony, he taotally dominates!!

yeah i love when they have the mafia in the simpsons, remember this:

Fat Tony: "Than it is agreed, our website will be crime.org"

Fat Tony-Boys, tonight we're going to take out the Castileneta Family
Louie-Eh, I dont know Boss, my pasion for wacking is wearing..
Fat Tony-Prehaps this will cheer you up(cuts orange peel and stickes it in his mouth.The boys laugh)
Louie-Oh thats better.I could whack my own mother...
Fat Tony-Since you brought it up..
Louie-Oh my mother, but she makes such good pasta sause
Johnny Tightlips-Eh, it comes from a can
Louie-She's a corpse

Yes Fat Tony is the best.We need to see some of him this season though.

I am bumping this thread because its the don.