LAST TIME ON BIG BROTHER: GRANDE FRATELLO CORLEONE
CONNIE. A curse? You mean things could get worse?
MICHAEL. I don't believe in curses! And I refuse to marry one of them!
(There is a flash of lightening. Everyone is now the opposite gender. )
VIVIAN (Vincent). (To CARL (Connie)) Hey, honey, how ya doin'?
MINDY (Michael). Well, this sucks.
A couple of say before day 66, al contestors had an assignment, dealing with Giuseppe Fanucci...we'll take you back to day 61!
FIVE DAYS EARLIER
VINCENT: yeah good show dude, how ya doin?
FANUCCI: in Italian Oh you like it?
VINCENT: yeah, had to sneak in though!
FANUCCI: in Italian yeah I see you're dressed for it...
VINCENT: what, where did I get these clothes??
ANDREW HAGEN: don't you remember? Mosca the hitman from Sicily told you to dress like this in order to kill your horse's killer...
MICHAEL: well, there's something you don't hear everyday!
ANTHONY: pop, can I please leave the house!
MICHAEL: NO!
NERI: boss, you feel okay again, dont you?
MICHAEL (volnerable): no!
ANTHONY: pop I'm going on my own way
JOHNNY FONTANE: I did it, myyyyyyyyyy way
MICHAEL: your own way?
ANTHONY: yeah that's right yah, I'm gonna be a professional opera singer
a moment of silence in the BB-house
then, everybody, ALL CHARACTERS, FF Coppola and the BigBro direction, starts LAUGHING
MAMA ANDOLINI: man, you are realy stupid!
MICHAEL: what happens if you fail?
MRS.CLEMENZA: you can start a cannoli business, since some people won't bring 'em to me!
CHAZZ PALMINTERI: you can start in the 'getting fucked by us' business
ROTH: you can start on Cuba!
GREENE: Vegas...
MAMA CORLEONE: Tony, you can always learn how to cook with me
TATTAGLIA: you can sing in my theatres in "Queens"!
VITO CORLEONE: Tony, don't do it, Tattaglia's a pimp
LUCY: say, Tattaglia, do you have some men for me too?
ANTHONY: man, you let Vincent be a killer, you let Andrew be a priest and you let that director appoint his daughter to play your daughter.... what can possibly be wrong with me singing?
MAMA ANDOLINI: if you as good a singer as your mother's a cook...
MAMA CORLEONE: what did you say, missy?
MICHAEL: mom, what did I tell you about threatening lil'ol'ladies?
FANUCCI (in Italian): What is everyone doing outside the theatre anyway? I thought I was supposed to escape. Remember, I'm the target of you weekly assignment!
VINCENT: now I know who killed my horse! It was you you old sissy!
BARZINI: you called?
Barzini sees Fanucci and gets hit by the thunderbolt
Vincent shoots Fanucci twice in the back
VINCENT: Giusy!
FREDO: you called?
VINCENT: did I say gipsy? I said Giusy, you know, Giuseppe...
MICHAEL: This is getting to much. Neri, get me my pills...
NERI: sorry Boss, only red wine here
MICHAEL: I drink wine more than I used too
BARZINI crying: Giuseppe!!!!!!!!!
Mama Andolini takes Barzini to Don Vincenzo..
VINCENT: He will want to avenge the death of his ex-future-lover, when he grows up!
MAMA ANDOLINI: he is harmless. he won't do anything, he hardly speaks
VINCENT: it's not his words I'm afraid of
MAMA ANDOLINI: please, his young and stupid!
VINCENT: it's his pants I'm afraid of...afraid of getting into!
Vincent shoots Barzini twice in the back
VINCENT: Barza!!!!
For five dies, the Big Brother house was peacefull...until three ugly ladies rang the doorbell.....
