**NOTE** When I first saw that scene, I thought he was being sarcastic, and I laughed my ass off. Then when I saw he was serious, it damn near killed me.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis