Don Mikey you are hilarious!!! And Pherdy with the follow up was just as crazy!!! I laughed so hard I thought I was going to hyperventilate! I could visualize the whole scenario, but the funniest thing to me is Mama Andolini's response to everything about everyone..."young and stupid" I can just see this old lady dressed in traditional sicilian black mourning clothes, sitting in a chair rocking back and forth, with that one reply. You guys are too much. This truly made my day!