"Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n******, who'll go to work on this soon-to-be-dead hillbilly rapist here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch."
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
