"Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say "what" one more g*ddamn time."
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
