This topic was the reason I joined this forum it makes me laugh!

The Corleone family et al in the Big Brother House.

I can imagine the diary room scene now.

Big B: Michael can you tell me what you feel?

Michael: Well I am all outta pills so I am feeling a little twitchy, I feel as though I'd like to kill someone.

Big B: Oh is that all?

Michael: No there is more, I miss my life outside of here, I can't run my business in here. My empire could be crumbling by the time I get out of here so please vote me out.

Big B: Now you know we can't do that, you will have to play the game and wait until the viewers decide.

Michael: (Screams like he did in GF III after Mary died)

Big B: Are you finsihed now?

Michael: Yes, I will go eat some pasta now.