great one Don Mikey...
In comes Dr.Jules Segal!
SEGAL: Where's Lucy?
LUCY (crying at the broken tv): TONY.....
MICHAEL: She's hysterical.
FREDO comes downstairs with a big smile:
MICHAEL: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully
FREDO: First of all, you should have let me marry Kay when you were away. I wanted a family of my own.
SEGAL: Lucy, my darling. (looking at Deanna): Whow mama, who are you (Apollonia enters the room): JESUS what am I in heaven?
FREDO: No, it's way better up there.
SENZA MAMA ACTRESS: Mr Segal, I heared you're a doctor who can make miracles?
SEGAL: yeah that's right...I've impregnated my girl Lucy with a rotten kid who looks like his father...
IN COMES VINCENT MANCINI, dressed as a cop, riding a horse, shooting at the tits of Segal.
He dies but gets himself fixed with another miracle.
SENZA MAMA ACTRESS: wow, I'm convinced doc. I was wondering if you could get me a child too. and some cooking skills.
MAMA CORLEONE: hey, I'll do all the cooking here.
CLEMENZA; what about my spaghetti?
ROTH: what about my oranges?
GENCO: what about my olive oil?
CONNIE: what about my cannolies?
DON ATLOBELLO: yeah what about Connie's cannolies?
MRS.CLEMENZA: yeah Peter, what about my cannolies? you said you'd take 'em.
FREDO leaves Barzini's old body.
IN COMES TATTAGLIA, naked, sitting on Barzini's body.
MICHAEL: Tattaglia's a pimp
MAMA CORLEONE: Michael, what I'd tell you about calling people names?
FREDO (to Michael): you big mouth you
MAMA CORLEONE: shut up, gipsyhead
MAMA ANDOLINI: stop it, he is stupid
MAMA CORLEONE: shut the hell up, drag queen
(mama Corleone's taking out a tommy-gun)
GREENE, who was building a small time casino in the garden of the Big Brother house, hears the noises inside the house, goes in, but can't see anything: Where are my glasses?
ROTH, BARZINI & tATTATAGLIA (all at once): why does she have a tommy-gun?
MAMA CORLEONE KILLS EVERYONE!
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, Grace Hamilton reports for CNN (Coppola News Network): "Today, the Big Brother project has a tragic ending with the deaths of all contestors, except for two: miss Corleone and the ghost of her son, who couldn't be killed because he was a ghost. yet, the viewer ratings were among the highest in tv history"
I think I'll stop now, I have no idea where this is going.
Off course, Don Mikey, they are all reincarnated the next moring.....
