LOL good one Don Mikey!

Next Morning:

BARZINI: *opens bathroom door on a naked Moe Green* Ah! *sheilds eyes* What are you doing? *suddenly falls down the stairs*

MOE GREEN: I'm shaving the patch of hair that grows on my back!

SONNY CORLEONE: *materializes* Do me next! *rips shirt off*

LADY VIEWERS AT HOME: WHOOO HOOO!!!!

MAMA CORLEONE: Santino... don't interfere.

MAMA ANDOLINI: Don't shave his back, he's young and stoopid.

DEANNA: What day is it?

APOLLONIA: Wednesday, Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday, just another manic Monday.

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I never saw Big Brother. Was it like the Real World?