Like a clown, I am-yooze you? I'm here to fuckin' amyooze you?

Tommy to Henry

"He was part of the Gambino crew, and considered untouchable."


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis