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Originally posted by Noodles:
Paulie Walnuts, without a doubt in my mind. Some examples: "Did they have horns, or buds on their foreheads, you know, goat bumps?.....Was it hot? Christopher-"I don't know, what the fuck", Paulie-"It's never been disputed that hell is hot! You didn't go to hell, you went to purgatory!" Christopher-"Purgatory? I forgot about purgatory." Paulie-"Purgatory, a little detour on the way to paradise.....first you add up all your mortal sins, and multiply that by 50, then you take all your venial sins, and multiply that by 25...the way I figure it, I'm gonna be doin about 6,00 years, and that's nothin in eternity time, I could do that standing on my head, it's like a couple a days here."

Same episode, when he sees the John Edward-esque guy, that scenario was hilarious. And who could forget the jokes he said in the first season, then repeating them word for word to Silvio....I thought somebody would tell him to shut the hell up, but that just made it even better that they put up with it. Also, season 3, with the sniffing of the panties. That was priceless. Second season, when they go to Italy, the scene with the prostitute is great! "Who said you weren't a conversationist...fuckin' twat."
And, the #1 scene that made Paulie the funniest guy on the Sopranos, was the 1st season episode when Pussy and Paulie go to the generic coffeehouse to find the gay guy who stole the science teacher's car. Paulie-"You got any, just coffee?" Attendant-"We have our flavor of the day(some bullshit name for it, I can't remember exactly)" Paulie-"Madon, whatever!" "How did we miss out on this Puss? Fuckin Italian people, we invented this shit. Pizza, cappuchino, calzone, buffalo mozarello. They ate puntzi(sp) before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst" Then he takes the coffee grinder as he walks out, with those facial expressions running wild.
Totally agree. Paulie is hillarious. The episode where he and Christopher got lost in the woods, Paulis losing his shoe, and eating the ketchup, that was pricless. I'd have Silvio 2nd and then Tony

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