After all these years, I finally viewed the film version of Mario Puzo's The Sicilian - GAWD!!! It's as bad as everyone says!!

I found myself laughing at Christopher Lambert's painful attempts at being "dramatic" with his forced line readings. This guy has to be one of the worst actors of all-time!! Just absolutely dreadful!!

It would have been somewhat watchable had a decent actor been cast in the lead role. I'm sick of remakes, but in this case, it would be good to see a good director make a good film based on Puzo's original novel.

It would also be interesting to see books based on Fools Die and The Fourth K, but I don't know if we'll ever see those.


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