I saw it on the shelf at best buy. I looked at it. Put it next to the Godfather, and laughed( ) to my hearts content.

Sinceramente,

The Don Michael Ferro

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.