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Originally posted by DE NIRO'S SISTER:
Shes ashmatic?
I am utterly confused by your use of emoticons. A smiley face? I mean, seriously... a SMILEY face?

"Oh, yay, her lungs don't work correctly! Awesome! PILLOW FIGHT!!!"

Not to say I wouldn't be happy if she were struck on the head by a gigantic cinderblock.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."