I'm going to go out on a limb here nd put my name on the record as a believer of the "Mr. Rogers Killed Thousands of Americans" Theory. I was lucky enough to grow up with a man like Vercetti on my message board and he has shown me the way.

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.