How do you do it, Bogz?

Everyone here knows you, you've been around forever, you post often, and yet you're still only at 2k. It's like one of those weird phenomena. Like someone who's been commuting 60 miles a day for 5 years, and yet the mileage on the car is still like 15 thousand. Do you do the "Ferris Bueller" mileage reversing thing on your post count, or something?

Either way, congrats!