Because, frankly, while I like details, I don't feel the need to write an entire biography of a White House bimbo and her little blue dress. I believe the original description will (continue) to suffice.

If for some particular reason that doesn't please you, feel free to insert any of the other factoids you've mentioned into the Monica Lewinsky quote. Hell, you could change it to:

"Maybe if he wasn't busy
a.) raping women on his gubernatorial campaign trail...
b.) repeatedly sexually harassing female employees throughout his tenure in various public offices...
c.) lying to the American people about his felonious sexual past...

...Clinton could have stopped the grassroots of Muslim terror."

Either way, this particular discussion is irrelevant, and has nothing to do with the topic(s) at the heart of the posts.